Happy Holidays!

Part 1 of the Miller Clause Trilogy

Miller’s Other Job

December 23, 2007

Jackson Press – Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

No long diatribe in this dispatch from Jackson Press today.

Just want to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas, a very Happy Holidays if you don’t observe Christmas, and a very Happy New Year, unless you’re Chinese, in which case we will wish you a Happy New Year of the Rat in about six weeks.

See what Miller’s “other” job is and remember, he’s just trying to spread holiday cheer the best way he knows how!


We know if you’ve been bad or good!!!

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December 19, 2007

The Latest News From Jackson Press – Retirement Envy!

I’m getting envious of the baby boomers and their retirements. They’re like dandelions after a summer shower – popping up all over, having retirement parties, then leaving like little fuzzy dandelion seeds floating on a July breeze, leaving us younger folk to carry on with their work, sort of. Seems like everyone’s either retired, retiring, or working on their second career!

Me – I’m just having trouble imagining myself retiring in another twelve years. I can’t imagine spending THIRTY years working for the same organization! And yet I’m over halfway there! Working for government is an elegant trap, where time subtly ropes you in and lulls you into a false sense of security and success.

Speaking of government, there was a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney‘s suite of offices in the historic Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House. Makes me wonder what was going on in there. It also inspired a new Civil Servitude Editorial cartoon with my theory of what was going on.

Enjoy!

Get that burning match away from my CIA files!!!